🤯 28 MAY 2026 — ACCOUNTABILITY PUSH

प्रधान — भागो मत।

Education Minister Dharmendra Pradhan Has Been Running from Accountability. Here's the Count.

22 लाख बच्चों की परीक्षा गई। एक मंत्री कैमरों से भाग रहे हैं। 5,80,000 लोग बोल रहे हैं: Resign. The CJP tracks every question the minister refuses to answer.

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The Record

What the Minister Has Not Answered

On May 3, 2026, 22.79 lakh students sat NEET-UG 2026. The paper had already leaked through a WhatsApp group called "Private Mafia." NTA cancelled the exam on May 12. By May 27, the CBI had arrested 13 people — including alleged NTA question-setters who sold questions for ₹10–25 lakh per student. Union Education Minister Dharmendra Pradhan acknowledged a "breach in the chain of command." He did not resign.

Reports confirm the minister has been avoiding media questions since the leak. (IBTimes India ↗) Congress leader Jairam Ramesh stated publicly: "Mantri Pradhan must resign." (ANI ↗) Youth Congress launched an "Indian Youth Cockroaches" campaign — joining the CJP aesthetic to demand accountability. (Tribune India ↗)

Questions That Still Need Answers
  • Which of the 101 Radhakrishnan Committee reforms accepted after the 2024 leak were actually implemented before May 3, 2026?
  • Who in the ministry was aware of the "Private Mafia" WhatsApp group and when?
  • Why did NTA's stated 5G jammers, GPS tracking, and AI cameras fail to stop 120 of 180 questions circulating before exam day?
  • Why has the minister not made a public statement on the CBI arrests?
  • When will the minister address the 22.79 lakh students who must sit the same exam, run by the same NTA, on June 21?

On May 28, 2026, CJP issued a fresh demand: PM Modi should also resign over the NEET UG 2026 paper leak, as ultimate executive responsibility rests with the Prime Minister. (DNA India ↗)

Tomorrow — May 29, 2026 — the Supreme Court hears NTA's affidavit in WP(C) No. 651/2026. The court said on May 25: "It is sad that they have not learnt their lessons." Solicitor General Tushar Mehta has been directed to appear. (LawBeat ↗)  —  What's happening in court tomorrow →


The Petition

5,80,000+ Signatures.
One Demand.

5,80,000+

A Change.org petition demanding Dharmendra Pradhan's resignation over the NEET 2026 paper leak has crossed 5,80,000 signatures as of today, May 28, 2026. CJP revived and amplified this petition to the national conversation. (WION ↗)

क्या तुमने sign किया?

CJP Position

The cockroach remembers.
The minister forgets.

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Frequently Asked

Pradhan Bhago — FAQs

Who is Dharmendra Pradhan?

Dharmendra Pradhan is the Union Education Minister of India (as of May 2026). He is constitutionally responsible for the functioning of the National Testing Agency (NTA) and the conduct of NEET-UG. After the 2026 paper leak he acknowledged a "breach in the chain of command" but has not resigned. Opposition leaders and students have demanded his resignation.

Why is CJP demanding his resignation?

The NEET UG 2026 paper leak ruined the exam for 22.79 lakh students. The CBI has arrested 13 people including alleged NTA insiders. The minister acknowledged the leak but has not resigned or held a transparent press conference. A Change.org petition demanding his resignation crossed 5,80,000 signatures. CJP additionally demanded PM Modi's resignation on May 28, 2026. (WION ↗, DNA India ↗)

What is the Cockroach Janta Party?

CJP is a satirical citizens' accountability movement founded by Abhijeet Dipke on May 15, 2026. The movement uses the cockroach as a symbol of resilience — adapting a remark made by the Chief Justice of India in a Supreme Court hearing. CJP has over 22 million Instagram followers. Its X account and .org domain were blocked under Section 69A in May 2026. CJP is not an officially registered political party.

What is the NEET paper leak 2026?

The NEET UG 2026 exam (held May 3) was cancelled after a whistleblower confirmed 135 questions matched a circulating "guess paper." The CBI arrested 13 people including alleged NTA question-setter P.V. Kulkarni (the alleged "kingpin") and Manisha Havaldar (Physics questions). Questions were allegedly sold for ₹10–25 lakh per student through a WhatsApp group called "Private Mafia." The Supreme Court called it proof NTA "has not learnt its lesson." Re-exam is June 21, 2026. (LawBeat ↗)